All of us have heard about alarm clocks. It is that irritating little thing that wakes you from restful slumber to remind you that reality beckons and that you need to get moving or else you will get late. I absolutely detest my alarm clock. So you can very well imagine that I had no inclination to know anything at all about contraptions like alarm watches. But it is a well known truism that whatever we avoid is what comes to us and latches on. So it was in the case of alarm watches.
My first confrontation with alarm watches was when I spotted a colleague of mine wearing one. In fact, spotted would not be the right term. I actually heard that confounded specie people call alarm watches. At first I frantically checked my phone and my beeper to make sure that the sound wasn’t coming from the. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that it could be coming from alarm watches. How could I? At that point, I wasn’t even aware of the existence of alarm watches.
Anyways, after witnessing me hopping around like a monkey in heat and having a loud guffaw, my colleague finally condescended to reveal that the sound was emanating from his wrist. I could not believe what I was hearing. Was it not sufficient that one had to content with alarm clocks at home? Did one also have to content with alarm watches now? Apparently this colleague of mine found alarm watches a useful contraption. He claimed that these alarm watches helped him track his time better. Each time he wanted or needed to remind himself about an appointment, all he needed to do was to fiddle around with the watch and he could set it to go off and remind him at the appointed hour. Why someone with a cell phone, a beeper and a PDA still needed to rely on alarm watches was beyond me, but I wasn’t about to argue with someone who brandished alarm watches in the first place.
Call it fate or a more fine tuned perception, but since that fateful day when I set my eyes on alarm watches, I continue to see alarm watches wherever I go. They sound off while I am in the lift, in the cafeteria queue and even in the men’s room. It seems like there is no way to avoid alarm watches anymore.

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