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Begin planning your perfect backyard barbecue with these tips from the DIY Network. Make a list of the guests you would like to invite and put together a tasty menu with selections that will appeal to everyone. The next thing is to choose a theme for your backyard barbecue and select decorations and party invitations. Do your shopping well ahead of time and make sure your grill is ready to go with plenty of propane or charcoal. You don’t want to be sending someone to the store in the middle of the festivities! Do your shopping the day before the party and get everything you will need for the party. You may also want to purchase an extra cooler or two to keep drinks ready and available for your guests. When you get home with your groceries, place your selected cuts of meat, trimmed of fat, into re-sealable plastic bags and cover with marinate, then place bags in the refrigerator and continue to turn every few hours.

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Show off your geekiness and discover how geek you really are today by taking the Geek Test. The results will be quite revealing.

Quote: “You don’t need tap dancing lessons to hug somebody you wanna kill.” Did Dr. Philly said that? Of course not. The newest internet fun is called the Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator. This little piece of software creates random quotations in Dr. Phil typical mannerism. You may check one of those countless Dr. Phil Random Quote Generators right here. Please, don’t forget to skip the note: “Several people have not used their brain, so we must remind you: THIS IS NOT ASSOCIATED WITH DR. PHIL” in case you are willing to believe that Dr. Phil McGraw really said that. And, please, do not send a letter to him with please, explain. He really did not say it.

So, how the generator software works. It is a template that randomly selects oft-used Dr. Phil’s words and phrases and although it looks like his words of wisdom, it makes total nonsensical advice.

Sorry but I get queesy when same sex people try to hug me or touch me. No offense but I did not grow up in an affectionate household. In fact I do not think I ever shook my Dad’s hand (ok maybe once!)

Are you an affectionate type???

I’m not! Of course with women - yes - I do not get squeemish! I like when they hug me!

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A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having
trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,
“Boy. what is your problem?”
Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade.My
sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

Ms Neelam had enough.

She took Boy to the principal’s office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”

Boy.: “9″.

Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”

Boy.: “36″.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think Boy can go to the
third-grade.”

Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my
own questions.

Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy both agree.

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